Your career, assimilated.
Enter a real Bluesky handle. BorgedIn pulls their actual atproto profile, then rewrites it into a LinkedIn-shaped Borg employment directive — fully in your browser, using a small local model that downloads once and never phones a server with anyone's bio. If the model can't load, a deterministic backup directive engine covers it instantly. Either way: resistance to career growth is futile.
works on any handle — yours, a mutual's, whoever posted the cursed idea.
...or just paste raw text to assimilate (no handle needed)
BorgedIn only reads public atproto profile data (display name, handle, avatar, bio) via the public Bluesky AppView — the same data anyone can already see on your profile. Nothing typed here is sent to a server; the rewrite runs on-device. This is satire, not a real employer, and definitely not a real Borg Collective.